Saturday, February 7, 2009

Among the Hamsters

After a pleasant drive of exactly 2 hours and 11 minutes (Google maps really nailed this one), we have arrived in Bellingham, where we are staying with Elizabeth Colen and Carol Guess, and where--I am told--people refer to themselves as "Hamsters." Also? Sometimes they dress alike, and if you ask them to pose, they will show you their best good sides: The drive was lovely because the sun came out and we knew that if we wanted, we could always stop and get some alpacas... ...or some cider: When we got here, Carol showed us the view from her favorite spot in their pretty house... ...and we got to meet Sylvie, the extremely photogenic cat. She is shown here, basking in the window of the pink room, where I will be staying. (As the boy, Kyle will be staying in the blue room, of course.): I forgot to note this duly it in the blog post earlier, but Jen and Jason fed us breakfast this morning, including phenomenal blueberry pancakes, pictured here:
Not to be outdone, Carol and Elizabeth served us heart-shaped purple sugar cookies with orange flowers: We are reading tonight with Elizabeth at Village Books at 7:00. Hope to see you there!

All About Twinkies

Little known fact: I used to live in Tacoma. In honor of being back, this morning, I went to class at my favorite studio, Source Yoga. If you are ever in T-town and need some stretching, Source is your source: Last night, we read here, at the University Bookstore, where not one, but three (3!) enthusiastic booksellers introduced us: Turnout was high, thanks in large part to Jonathan Evison and Paul Constant who blogged about us in The Stranger. "Minor and Rooney are on a tour of the country—I think 25 stops—and at each stop, they're teaming up with a local author. This is a good way to go about readings for young authors, I think, and that makes this the reading of the night," he blogged. Thanks, Paul! Jonathan was a generous co-reader, and he even brought along plenty of sort of phallic snacks for the crowd, including chopped up Twinkies and bite-sized sausages: Let's get a closer look: After the reading, we each got a chair, a pen, and a stack of books and got to work signing: The audience bought a lot of copies--thanks, audience! One gentleman, Neil, asked me to draw a picture when I signed his copy of LNG, which was nice. I drew a picture of a horse. Thanks for asking me to do that, Neil! Next stop: Bellingham. Hope to see you tonight!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Live Nude Cat!

It was only a matter of time before it happened, but here I am, posting a picture of a cat on the internet. Behold, Roy (named for the former Colorado Avalanche goal-tender Patrick Roy, who, as you probably know, won Stanley Cups with both the Montreal Canadiens *and* the Colorado Avalanche): He belongs to Jen Smith and Jason Skipper, our hosts with the mosts in Tacoma, WA. We just drove up here from Portland. On the way, we stopped in a gas station which offered, in addition to gas, a variety of inexpensive erotic treats which, even though they were just 75 cents, we avoided: We *did* stop at the Espresso hut across the road from the gas station though: Tonight we read in Seattle at the UW Bookstore with Jonathan Evison. Before we go get ready for that, though, here is another cat picture, just because I can. See you tonight!

City of Roses, City of Books

Because it is important to keep your strength up before giving or going to a reading, Meghan James, Sarah Bartlett & Emily Kendal Frey, took us to a Vietnamese restaurant a couple blocks from Powell's for some bun, hon. When the food arrived, it was almost too cute to eat, but we managed:

As you might suspect, Powell's is approximately the best store ever to read in. Scott, the events guy, made us feel comfy and at ease, and even got us some herbal tea from the cafe. Thanks, Scott! Also? Powell's does extensive publicity, so lots of people from the community came out; some of them, such as the gentleman pictured here toward the front, brought cameras and recording devices to preserve the presentation for posterity:
I couldn't decide what to read, a love story or the tale of a creepy photographer, so I gave the audience a choice and they voted, democracy-style. Creepy won by a landslide! Afterwards, they asked lots of questions that required us to turn our eyes skyward and make our we-are-thinking faces... ...including one woman (not pictured), named Jacqueline, whose birthday it was, and who was giving herself the present of taking up nude modeling this year--good luck Jacqueline, and remember: don't lock your knees, because you will totally pass out. When we were done, we went to McMenamins where some of us, having had perhaps a few too many Manhattans the previous night, opted to get some wholesome ice cream treats, such as this cookie: and this milkshake: Scott had us sign a bajillion books, and you can buy copies of Live Nude Girl here and of In the Devil's Territory here. Next up: Seattle.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Stumptown

We made it to Portland, where we picked up our trusty steed, pictured here, from the Dollar rental counter. Then, thanks to the help of various kindly Portlandians and some expert phone navigation from Sarah Bartlett, we made it to Sarah's apartment, also pictured here:
We are reading at the Powell's Hawthorne location in a little while, but for now, we are working hard... ...and doing our best to provide you with the frequent fresh blog posts you have come to trust us to deliver: We hope to see you tonight!

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

Before the reading in San Francisco, we spent time just taking in the atmosphere of the city, which has many great stores with even greater names...
...and many great bookstores as well, though some of them copped some attitude:
We were guided through our adventures by George Awad, pictured here, helping us get to our reading in style:
Then we read at Modern Times with Daniel Handler!!!
Kyle Minor's doppelganger, Kyle Minor, showed up to our reading and for a moment, when they touched, we thought it might be like matter and anti-matter flying together and causing the universe to explode or something. Fortunately, that didn't happen: Thanks to Modern Times for hosting, Navin for taking pictures, George for being the host with the most, and everyone for coming. Next stop: Portland.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

If you're going to San Francisco...

...then come hear us read--with Daniel Handler!--tonight at 7:30 at Modern Times! It's not hard to get here thanks to the helpful subway maps... ...and comfortable seats:
See you tonight, we hope!

I love L. A. (We love it)

We read at Skylight Books in Los Feliz last night, where they put our books right up in the window...
...and lots of people turned out to listen to us, and to Joshuah Bearman, pictured here in the dapper bowtie. Also pictured, back and to the left? Kerrie Kvashay-Boyle, who ran the show:
In attendance as well, shown here just behind Kyle, are Nick and Steve (you can sort of see the top of his head, anyway), who drove 90 miles an hour from Riverside just to make it in time. They made it!

Afterwards, books were signed. Super-huge thanks to Skylight Books, Joshuah Bearman, and the fabulous Clark Harding for the place to crash and the ride to the airport.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Where any barmaid can be a star maid.

Kyle and I are in Los Angeles, California for Day One of the Live Nude Girl in the Devil's Territory tour. It seems unbelievable, I know, but you can tell it's really true by the fact that we are surrounded by blue skies, palm trees, and California Donuts:
More specifically, we are in Hollywood:
This is evident from the way we are standing on Hollywood Boulevard with the big white HOLLYWOOD sign hovering tinily in the background:
Tonight, we will read at Skylight Books. Hope to see you there!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Things To Do Before Flying to Los Angeles


1. Finish packing (clothes, toiletries, travel documents, notes for my novel, notes for other projects I might pursue on buses and planes, etc.)
2. I was laid off from my visiting writer position at the university last Wednesday (damn you, George W. Bush), so now there are eighteen letters of interest to write, seven grant applications to finish, a plan for job-hunting to pursue.
3. But I'm still teaching, so I have to take care of my students. This evening, while watching the Super Bowl, I'll give feedback on 25 research proposals, 30 short stories, 87 poems, and 25 write-ups about John McPhee's narrative nonfiction books.
4. I'm also teaching online courses for the Gotham Writers Workshop, and I owe my students there feedback on their work by Tuesday.
5. Translate 35 more pages of the Creole novel I'm hoping to bring to the attention of English language readers.
6. Finish a review of Ted Genoways's poetry book Anna, Washing, for Stephen Elliott's new web magazine The Rumpus.
7. Finish revising a chapter of my novel.
8. Post something for the blog (check!)
9. Finish sending out electronic reminders to readers on my mailing lists in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and the Pacific Northwest.
10. Write three letters of recommendation.
11. Meet with the illustrator of my graphic novel.
12. Play several games of Crash Nitro-Kart with my five-year-old son.
13. Pay bills.
14. Get stuff ready so I can file my taxes in March.
15. Makes plans to get together with people who want to get together at the AWP Conference in Chicago the week after next.
16. Finish figuring out rental car arrangements for the Tulsa-to-Illinois leg of our trip.
17. Finish making arrangements for the daylong event in New York that we're not telling you about quite yet, because we're hoping it will happen at all.
18. Write two guest blogs, for Brevity Magazine (about my short essay "Suspended," which I actually wrote in response to Kathy's writing prompt), and Caroline Leavitt (about this tour.)
19. Watch the Super Bowl. Root for the Steelers, because I am the only person in the United States who doesn't like Kurt Warner.
20. Find places for us to sleep in Memphis and Carbondale, Illinois.
21. Second guess everything, and then third, fourth, and fifth guess everything.
22. Check the weather reports before deciding which coat to wear.
23. Get some sleep! There's a 3 am wakeup call for Tuesday's flight.

WWJDD?

What Would Joan Didion Do? What would she pack? According to “The White Album”:

TO PACK AND WEAR:

2 skirts
2 jerseys or leotards
1 pullover sweater
2 pair shoes
stockings
bra
nightgown, robe, slippers
cigarettes
bourbon
bag with:
shampoo
toothbrush and past
Basis soap
razor, deodorant
aspirin, prescriptions, Tampax
face cream, powder, baby oil

TO CARRY:

mohair throw
typewriter
2 legal pads and pens
files
house key

I’m packing now for the first leg of the tour, the West Coast leg, and I want to get it right—enough stuff, but not too much. Good stuff, the right stuff. Her list is a nice list. Kyle and I will be staying in Hollywood first. That is where she was living when she wrote this.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Women & Children First first

Tonight, Live Nude Girl: My Life as an Object had its hometown premiere at Women and Children First on Chicago's far north side, with Jac Jemc introducing. If you are ever in Chicago, you should go to this store. Also? They make nice signs for their events:
Lindsay Hunter read with me. Her name, as you can see, is on the sign above. She was great! You should check out her reading series, Quickies! This is one half of the beautiful audience:
And this is the other:
After the reading, as is customary, people asked questions and got their books signed:
Thanks to everyone for coming!

Melissa Albert reviews LNG at Time Out Chicago

“Rooney benefits from the tendency of a silent someone to become furniture, making her a great source of voyeuristic wisdom,” she says.

Also? “Considering the constant co-opting of her face and figure for any number of mythical people, Rooney’s take on the job is fittingly schizophrenic.”

Read the whole (very thoughtful) review here.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Take a picture—it’ll last longer.

Often, if you are uploading a photograph of yourself camera-faced in the bathroom mirror, it means you’re some guy placing an ad on Craigslist for casual sex. In this case, it means I finally got a digital camera. After years of my life passing visually undocumented, I can now record any and everything of interest on the tour. Lucky you.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Steal this poster.

Really! Use the color printer at work to print it out and then hang it up--on your fridge, above your desk, around your hometown, especially if that town is one of the ones that Kyle and I will be reading in. Thanks!

Major thanks, also, to Steven Seighman, who designed the poster, and who edits the spectacularly named Monkeybicycle.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

My new filing technique is unstoppable

As you might imagine, a 25 (or so) city book tour requires a lot of planning.

Fortunately, I like to plan.

That is why I have carefully assembled the two red binders pictured to the left. Each one contains maps of and directions to each of the locations that Kyle and I will be visiting as we travel to and fro, from airports to people’s houses, from people’s houses to bookstores, from Megabus bus stops to universities and on and on. We want to know how to get from Clark and Clark’s apartment in LA to Skylight Books? We look in the binders. We want to know how to get from the Tulsa airport to University of Arkansas Press in Fayetteville? We look in the binders. We want to know how to take the subway from Brendan’s in Manhattan to Rose Live Music in Brooklyn? We look in the binders. Beautiful, beautiful binders.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Live Nude Girl's not officially out until 2009...

...but thanks to Jonathan Messinger at Time Out Chicago for doing some creative math and including a mention of the book in his year-end round-up of the Best of 2008.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Belated Mini-Tour and Blog Tour Recap; More Notices for In the Devil's Territory


Good News: In the Devil's Territory is for sale, half-off, at the Dzanc website.

Despite promising prompt mini-tour and blog tour recaps, I have posted nothing for a month. You might think this means I am lazy, but I would like to point out that I recently completed a fifty-page story comprised entirely of letters sent from Haiti to Florida and Virginia in the 1980's. You might think that this sounds boring, but I would like to point out that the letters bring news of (1) an illicit relationship between a 41-year-old missionary and the 18-year-old visitor who becomes his bride; (2) the fall of the Baby Doc regime; (3) instructions for raising razor wire above the walls of your gated compound; and (4) a bullet in an envelope.

Mini-tour recap: (1) Gosh, it was fun. In Kentucky, I got to kick it (picture here, from the Lexington Herald-Leader) with Jim Tomlinson, author of Things Kept, Things Left Behind, and Chekhov's true heir! High school students drove from faraway Cynthiana with their school librarian to hear us read! The Jessamine County library director took me on a tour of Centre College, and, in the Cracker Barrel, showed me the uniforms worn by their football team the evening they beat Harvard! (2) In North Carolina, I watched Barack Obama win the election on the hotel television! I watched Oprah Winfrey make a handkerchief of a stranger! I watched John McCain give a gracious concession speech! I visited the yellow-leafed campus of Wake Forest University! I read with Denzil Strickland, author of Swimmers in the Sea! The Winston-Salem Borders sold out of In the Devil's Territory! I partied late into the night with Sheryl Monks and Kevin Morgan Watson of Press53! At midnight, we ate Krispy Kremes!

Blog Tour Recap:

1. Sarah Weinman asked me to weigh in on the relationship between literature and crime fiction for her Confessions of an Idiosyncratic Mind blog, and much debate followed in the comments section, and on other blogs.

2. At Largehearted Boy, I gushed about David Bazan and Pedro the Lion.

3. At Laura Benedict's Notes from the Handbasket, I posted about ten books I'd like my children to read before they're grown.

4. Syntax of Things asked me to type a little about "The San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl Party," recently named one of the 100 Distinguished Sports Stories of 2007 by the editors of Best American Sports Writing 2008.

More Recent Notices in Newspapers, Magazines, and Blogs:

1. This review of Best American Mystery Stories in the London Metro suggests my story "A Day Meant to Do Less" is up to "tricks," while mystery blog The Little Professor prefers to say it has an "interesting narrative structure."

2. The Palm Beach Post, my hometown newspaper, said "A Love Story" was a "typically strange vignette from the mean streets of Palm Beach County," and "A Day Meant to Do Less" was "a stunning story."

3. Toledo Blade quotes me as saying: "The darkest things define us," which I'm pretty sure is a misparaphrase of a quote from a William Gay story I didn't quite succeed in properly remembering.

4. Lit blogger Katrina Denza writes: "I read a lot of short story collections and once in a while I come across one that does more than dazzle on the technical level, does more than introduce me to foreign lands, does more than show me a different side of humanity. Once in a while I come across a collection, such as this one, Kyle Minor’s “In the Devil’s Territory,” that does all those things and at the same time, reaches in and holds my heart all the way through, sometimes giving it a pinch or a jab, and other times stretching it, stretching, until I fear the very flesh of it might rip, then massaging it gently back to …to…well to a state of calm, but most definitely changed."

5. Jason Skipper at Third Coast Magazine writes: "Throughout this striking collection, we are reminded that everyone harbors a secret life, in one way or another. The stories live beyond the page, make you look around, in classrooms and grocery stores and churches, in living rooms and across kitchen tables. They make you wonder what people need to confess but cannot—and if they did, could we bear to
hear it?"

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Dispatch from a Week of Warmup Touring

In the Devil's Territory is doing pretty well in its first week. I'm hearing reports from around the country that it's well-stocked at Barnes & Noble, and my editor says they've shipped lots and lots of boxes. All good signs.

I'm on the road, doing a few readings in Kentucky and North Carolina, and, in-between, holing up in a hotel room to do some revisions on my novel.

Monday night I read in Nicholasville, Kentucky, one hour south of Lexington, at the Jessamine County Public Library. The crowd was small but enthusiastic, even though it was Election Eve and there was a University of Kentucky basketball game going on at the same time. The best part was that I got to read with Jim Tomlinson, author of the beautiful story collection Things Kept, Things Left Behind, which was chosen by George Saunders to win the Iowa Short Fiction Prize a few years back. I've been a fan of Jim's for a long time, so it was a treat to meet him and hear his work in his own voice (which was, upon reflection, pretty much like the voice I heard in my head as I read him before I ever heard his voice.)

On the way down, I stopped in Chillicothe, Ohio, and ate a late breakfast with my buddy from grad school, Don Pollock, whose story collection Knockemstiff is probably the most explosive book anybody in the world published in 2008. I also got to eat dinner in Nicholasville with Juliana Gaddis, the library's events director, and Ron Critchfield, the library director. We had barbeque and swapped stories. Juliana's was the best. Her parents were missionaries in Medellin, Columbia, at the height of the conflict between the American government and Pablo Escobar's drug cartel. As the feds began to seek extradition on Escobar's drug lords, the cartel let it be known that for every Columbian extradited, twenty Americans would be kidnapped. All the American businesses pulled out, but Juliana's parents stayed. They didn't tell their children about the kidnapping threat, and watched through the window of their compound every afternoon, as the children danced in short pants in December, thinking they were in paradise.

I'm also doing a "blog tour" this week, and the first post is up at Laura Benedict's Notes from the Handbasket blog, where I type about the ten books I hope my children will read before they're grown. Later this week I'll also post at Largehearted Boy, Sarah Weinman's Confessions of an Idiosyncratic Mind, and The Syntax of Things.

If you live anywhere near Winston-Salem, North Carolina, please come out and see me read at the Borders at the Thruway Center, Friday night at 7 pm, with Denzil Strickland, author of the novel Swimmers in the Sea.

Also, don't forget that Kathy's new book of poetry Oneiromance is now available for sale. I've seen it. It's quite good.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Publication Weekend & Dispatch Review


In the Devil's Territory was officially published this weekend, although it's been in stores for a couple of weeks already. I'll be reading in North Carolina and Kentucky this week, and doing a "blog tour," too, writing guest posts at other people's blogs (and I'll post links here.)

Meantime, the book received a thoughtful and lovely review in the Columbus Dispatch last Sunday. Here it is:

Fiction: In the Devil's Territory
Six-pack of tales fresh, filling
Sunday, October 26, 2008 3:26 AM
By Margaret Quamme
For The Columbus Dispatch
There's a certain kind of story that, rightly or wrongly, is associated with college writing programs: polite, restrained, limited in scope and often concerned with subjects close to the experience of the young writer.

Kyle Minor, who received a master's degree in creative writing last year from Ohio State University and became a visiting writer at the University of Toledo, barrels right through the stereotype. The six stories collected for In the Devil's Territory are bold, diverse, complex and shockingly memorable.

The tales, many of which are set not just in the territory of the devil but in that of Southern Baptists, share a sense of the tension between being good and being right. The characters try for compassion and empathy, but neither comes easily to them.

Formally, the stories are surprisingly different.

The San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl Party focuses in microscopic detail on a couple of hours in the life of a family and finds powerful emotions bubbling up in ordinary acts. The narrator, whose wife is

on bed rest during a difficult pregnancy, tries with considerable frustration to prepare the special dessert she has requested:

"I pull the still soft ice cream from the freezer and dump it on top of the brownies and the not-warm fudge, and then I crush some almonds and throw them on top and rush the ugly mess I've made in the brownie bowl upstairs and hand it to my wife in her sickbed and rush to the bathroom and shut the door and stay longer than I know I should, because it is quiet in there."

Goodbye Hills, Hello Night also spans a short period, but -- with its violence external, not internal -- it pushes the limits of what we can accept as readers. Its narrator, writing from prison, explains what happened when a night of "rousting" went too far.

"Pile four or five boys into an old green Impala, white leather seats, old eight-track player, wake up some vagrants. That's rousting."

The remarkable achievement of the story, horrifying as it is, is that it's possible to get inside the narrator's mind and feel at home there.

Minor sometimes arcs across large reaches of time. The title story of the volume starts in East Berlin in 1961, as a young woman heroically helps her parents and aunt swim to freedom in West Berlin, and moves on to Palm Beach, Fla., in 1987, when the woman has become a tyrannical teacher -- then on to the present. It's a compact reflection on identity, and on the differences in how a life looks from inside and outside.

A Day Meant To Do Less, the most ambitious story in the collection, takes on the same theme. Two closely observed and painful sections of a scene in which a minister tries to bathe his demented mother flank a long, painful section describing that mother's hard life, as the story brings together the author's concerns with inner and outer violence.

The range is impressive. Even more impressive is the thoughtfulness with which Minor explores the limits of our understanding of ourselves and one another; and the compassion that sometimes, briefly, reaches across those limits.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Practice practice practice

Lots of exciting things are afoot for November, including, for example, the election and the publication Kyle’s book. Live Nude Girl, on the other hand, won’t come out until a couple months after that. But my first solo poetry collection, Oneiromance (an epithalamion) is out right….now. You can see the front of the cover on Amazon and the Switchback website and etc, but you can see the super-pretty way the image wraps around from the front to the back right…here.

One of the tricks of The Live Nude Girl in the Devil’s Territory tour is to team up and read with a talented local writer everywhere we go. I’ll be doing a test run of that technique this Sunday night at 7:00 at the Hideout in Chicago, where I’ll be reading with the lovely and amazing Brandi Homan, editor in chief of Switchback Books, whose poetry collection Hard Reds just came out last summer. Also? There will be puppets and a band. So if any of you happen to live in Chicago or its environs, consider checking it out!